I HEARD THAT

Hey, Monster. Yeah, you.

Ooh, look at me, I can google, and use UPA.org to ascertain the win-loss records of upcoming opponents. I see you. And I got your site update right here. (Booyah)

Also, lest you forget, I'm a machine designed for death. For Death. Whereas monsters are mostly for scaring, and teaching us valuable lessons about the consumption of cookies.